{"id":59,"date":"2006-01-26T09:48:00","date_gmt":"2006-01-26T17:48:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mdoeff.com\/blog\/?p=59"},"modified":"2023-10-06T14:19:29","modified_gmt":"2023-10-06T22:19:29","slug":"marina-girl-defined","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mdoeff.com\/blog\/2006\/01\/26\/marina-girl-defined\/","title":{"rendered":"Marina Girl defined"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Saw this on <a href=\"https:\/\/web.archive.org\/web\/20060601082744\/http:\/\/www.sfist.com\/archives\/2006\/01\/25\/bay_area_blog_pulse.php\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">SFist<\/a>: There is a hilarious description of the &#8220;Marina Girl&#8221; on Wikipedia. The definition is very elaborate. Here&#8217;s just a portion of it&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;&#8230;When a Marina Girl turns 30, as the majority of the population is, she goes from being known as a Marina Girl, aka Turf, and is now a &#8220;Cougar&#8221; [2]. A few places in the Marina with a high saturation of Cougars are Balboa Cafe, Cozmo&#8217;s, the California Wine Merchant, and the aforementioned Marina Safeway.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The definition of the Marina Male is equally brutal:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;He usually wears the fashions found in Banana Republic, The Gap, or Ralph Lauren. Collared, stripey dress shirts, with varying patterned cuff usually worn tucked-into pants during the week are usually kept untucked on weekends (aka The Marina Party Shirt), in conjunction with a pair of casual Diesel Jeans, Seven, AG or True Religion jeans or zipper sweaters.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Saw this on SFist: There is a hilarious description of the &#8220;Marina Girl&#8221; on Wikipedia. The definition is very elaborate. Here&#8217;s just a portion of it&#8230; &#8220;&#8230;When a Marina Girl turns 30, as the majority of the population is, she goes from being known as a Marina Girl, aka Turf, and is now a &#8220;Cougar&#8221; [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20,6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-59","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny","category-san-francisco"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mdoeff.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/59","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mdoeff.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mdoeff.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mdoeff.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mdoeff.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=59"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/mdoeff.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/59\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4397,"href":"https:\/\/mdoeff.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/59\/revisions\/4397"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mdoeff.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=59"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mdoeff.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=59"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mdoeff.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=59"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}